Emailing during a meeting
Another one of those meetings where I'm typing so that I've got something to do other than object and make silly faces.
I think I need a new career. Farmer. Digger of ditches. Person who puts cones down for construction areas on the highway. Earthquake search dog. Sewer unclogger. Part time twine ball stringer. Guy who knocks leaves off of trees. Refinisher of complicated pieces of old, shitty furniture. Guy who sleeps at airports. Person on a boat. Person on a boat in movies. Man that walks around in a circle all day. Carpet installer. Strange, eccentric man who spends time building flying contraptions that seem promising but never work. Person that lies down in the street disrupting traffic. Person that still buys vinyl and insists vinyl is better than cd's. I could be one of those eccentric right wing guys that builds a shack out in the woods and stores stuff for some coming apocalypse. Or one of those people that spends years living at Disney world and nobody notices. Eating out of garbage cans and sleeping in space mountain. Guy that makes sure doors are flat straight and level. French fry cutter. Cultivator of strange, exotic fruits and vegetables. Oh, one of those circus freaks with the hooks and whatnot, hanging all stretched. Painter of dumpsters. Supervisor of dumpster painting crew. Cloud counter. Grass blade counter. Change counter. Buttock counter. Finger counter. Man who takes off shoes to count up to twenty things of various types. Diaper content analyst. Stuffed animal stuffing stuffer. Taxidermist. Lapidopterist. Frankfurter. Bratwurst. Knockwurst. Stealer of shoes and scarves. Childrens book author. Novelist. Foot. Cheese. Toe. Hangnail engineer. Books on tape vocal artist. Fat rendering specialist. Raker of sand traps at golf courses. Cynisist. Mentalist. Herbalist. Boulder rolling off mountain. Person that gets shot out of cannon and into very thick brick walls and oncoming trains. Target for bowling ball tests. Supertanker. Frog. Noodle. Giant penis singing telegram. Sent from my iPhone right before smashing it against wall.
