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Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more 

Well, it's 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on

July 17th, 1998, Hello Nasty by the Beastie Boys hit the stores that week. I was headed out to visit my buddy Tom out in Muncie, Indiana.

After work I went to Circuit City and purchased a portable cd player, a car/tape adapter kit, and Hello Nasty. Went out to my car, hooked it all up, set the CD player to repeat, and hit the road. 4hrs later I was rollin' up to Tom's place in beautiful redneck Muncie. We threw Hello Nasty into his stereo, got completely annihilated, hit a Muncie strip club and then gorged ourselves on burritos from some all night taco stand. Woke up Saturday and rolled all the way back to Chicago with, of course, Hello Nasty on repeat. I vaguely recall stopping at Arby's on the way for the 5 for 5 special.

And that, dear friends, is my Hello Nasty story.  Here's a picture of the inside of my testicles:

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The current state of Art

A quick study of imagery, colors, and concepts that best describe my current mood and feelings. A special thanks goes out to Google Image Search and all the blogs and whomever I've borrowed these images from.

Here's a representation of my will and spirit:

Here's a representation of my drive:

And here's a picture of my brain:

And then there's this... think of some aspect of the human condition, think of me, and think of this image:

I'm like that one song at the end of an album, where the last track runs into an extended pointless jam, and at the end of the jam instruments start to weedle about as the musicians lose interest and stop playing, and everything gets all sloppy and maybe the guitarist drops his guitar by the amp and there's that long feedback thing going on, and the drummer tips his drums over, and that's it.

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Mad Men Barbie Dolls

The dolls are part of a premium-price collectors’ series for adults that Mattel calls the Barbie Fashion Model Collection. Although there have been Barbies and Kens based on other TV series, among them “I Love Lucy” and “The X-Files,” the dolls will be the first licensed line for that collection, Mattel says, with a suggested retail price of $74.95 each.

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Man stabbed with meat thermometer at movie in CA  | accessAtlanta

Authorities say a man was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to silence her cell phone during a screening of the film "Shutter Island" at a Southern California movie theater.

Who brings a meat thermometer to a movie?

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Total Pro Sports - Soccer Player Dies in Brazil After Floor Pierces Abdomen (Video)

This may very well be the absolute worst bit of video I've ever seen. My whole body is tingling...

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It's 2010 - finally my jet pack is here!

"The Jetpack is constructed from carbon fiber composite, has a dry weight of 250 lbs (excluding safety equipment) and measures 5 ft high x 5.5 ft wide x 5 ft long. It's driven by a 2.0 L V4 2 stroke engine rated at 200 hp (150 kw), can reach 8000 ft (estimated) and each of the two 1.7 ft wide rotors is made from carbon / Kevlar composite."

Only $86,000. 30 minutes of flying time... I could use this for the work commute, hop right over downtown Seattle. Oh god this would be so cool...

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DIRTY PRESTON • Woah, not only does he have the fatty hamhock...

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Interview, The Orb in Poland

Not a very good interview. Notable for Dr. Patterson popping the cork off his grolsh and possibly picking his nose. The interviewer hadn't even heard the new album, Baghdad Batteries.

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The Orb, "Dolly Unit"

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Bass for Ministry, "Faith Collapsing"

Is that not the most wicked, most sinister bass riff ever?

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